stevie.g Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 OK so I pinched this , but it's too good not to share This is such a joke. I feel sorry for the good Argentinians, as it seems their country is being run by a mad woman. I hear she has introduced many freedom restricting laws lately, such as stopping free press and limits on trade. Their country is turning into a corrupt dictatorship, and she wonders why the Falklanders don't want to be part of it? Argentina has been acting like a child who wants its siblings toy. Argentina: Can we have the Falklands please? They're ours. Britain: No, they're not yours and never were. Argentina: They are ours, we found them. Britain: No Argentina, you weren't even born when we found them, were you now? Argentina: But they're 300 miles off our coast they must be ours. Britain: No, and besides people live there who don't want to give their home away. Argentina: They are ours. We want them. Britain: ....... Argentina: Right we'll take them by force. 2 Months Later: Britain: Well that was a bit silly wasn't it? Now people are dead because of you. Just to make sure that you don't do it again we'll keep some defenses there. 30 Years Later: Argentina: Can we have the Falklands please? Oh, and Georgia, that's ours too. Britain: No. Argentina: They're ours. Britain: No they're not. Argentina: Can we talk about having the Falklands please? Britain: No. We've had this conversation before and don't want it again. Argentina: You're being aggressive and colonialist. Britain: No we're not. You're the aggressors here, just leave it. Argentina: We're telling our friends on you, now you can't use their ports. Britain: That's a bit childish. Argentina: Now you're threatening us by this sudden military presence. Britain: No, the defenses are still there in the same place. And we've sent the Prince on a peaceful search and rescue posting to our territory. Argentina: Right we're TELLING on you, you're being mean. Britain: Go ahead. You signed the UN charter which includes a right to self determination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VideoPro Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=901730 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.