Agent Orange Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 I can see a very valid reason for you wearing high heels. But not if a girl is 6' tall. Only valid reason I can think of is 'sex appeal'. The sex appeal of a Giraffe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nataliie Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Do sporty types not have bellies? Not pokey ones! Blimey, you like men with bellies...what like John Prescott? Well, no, for many different reasons. He's also old enough to be my grandad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strix Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 The sex appeal of a Giraffe I'm five foot tall. I'd need to hire a hi-ab to look like a giraffe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uptowngirl Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Why do women wear high heels when they know they can't walk in them? I have no problem walking in them. I know some men do have a problem though. They are also a very handy weapon should you receive unwanted attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmie92 Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 The sex appeal of a Giraffe Men are funny creatures. If sheep have sex appeal then why not a giraffe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Orange Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Men are funny creatures. If sheep have sex appeal then why not a giraffe. Horses for courses and all that. One man's sheep is another man's giraffe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Sidney Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 There's nothing as bad as a woman who can't walk in then. That does look bad, quite comical really.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strix Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 There's nothing as bad as a woman who can't walk in then. That does look bad, quite comical really....Mini skirt and muffin top? Strappy top and mismatched washed out bra straps? hipster jeans and visible washed out thong with accompanying muffin tops? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Sidney Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 I've posted this before somewhere, but anyway... ... there was a bloke going by the name of 'Janet' who used to frequent the roxy rock nights, in the days when there was some sort of beauty competition run by a rock mag or somesuch - and 'Janet' qualified in the heats in Sheffield. The rock community in Sheffield all knew this bloke and who/what he was, and were more than happy for him to be entered and selected. Needless to say, when the organisers found out, he was disqualified... only to be reinstated after the outrage that caused Damn did he look good in heels ... and boy was it funny watching blokes from out of town drooling over him That sounds like a bloke who used to live on Flockton Court on Division St. He was a tenant when I worked there. He brought a bloke home one night who only found out when he got an handful of something he didn't expect and it resulted in a big fight...If it was him, well yes he was very convincing and I did quite fancy him, until I found out, obviously. I wouldn't have known unless someone told me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmie92 Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Mini skirt and muffin top? ...and no knickers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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