polo mint Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 What about that australian lass in fawlty towers with the oily hand mark across her boobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kthebean Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 I would go as a giant foam quiche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isabelle Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 How about a v tight pencil skirt, heels, satin blouse and glasses? (prim secretary look) I would say something like this, but with bright garish lipstick (pick a colour that doesn't suit you) and OTT eyemakeup, and maybe really big earrings. Wear something that isn't revealing, but looks cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki-red Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 We are going to a "Tarts an Vicars" party in a couple of weeks and I need ideas on what to wear. What do tarts wear that could be RESPECTABLY worn by a mother invited to such an event? I went to one of these when I was pregnant. I went as a vicar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxy lady Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 Wear something that isn't revealing, but looks cheap. Just my normal stuff then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffrey Shaw Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Wear the fox hat. [old joke] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 and don't forget the laddered stockings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodStar Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Some good ideas but I don't really have the equipment for the low cut top. . That doesnt matter. No self respecting tart buttons right up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scozzie Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Google it - http://www.funatyourfingertips.co.uk/catalog/Tarts_Vicars-62-1.html http://whitepaintedwoman.wordpress.com/2010/01/31/why-wont-my-wife-dress-like-a-tart/ Fish net thigh high stockings, red boy short panties, with a leopard print bra. Go with a black skirt, either a black pencil skirt or a flowy shorter skirt. And a tight fitting dustier top, also try a tight fitted camisole, and a shrug. Go with some high heels, I would always say go with red patin leather. Any way have fun, and be safe. Just because you are dressing like a tart doesn't mean you should act like one, or allow people to treat you like one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muldoon Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 You want to see what me and my friends wear. Now we are TARTS .. less is more hunni xxx;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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