ronthenekred Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 I,ve just told Morticia about the monkey post and she has confessed another,she told all her friends at school that it was her birthday.All the kids turned up at her house with presents for her dressed in their party dresses and best clothes for the ficticious party,she says her mother gave her some strap for that one,serves her right for telling a big fat whopping lie!! I bet when your missus gets home at 4am and her hair all sticky, you believe her when she tells you she's been selling pins on the town hall steps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old tup Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 I bet when your missus gets home at 4am and her hair all sticky, you believe her when she tells you she's been selling pins on the town hall steps. Cause I would she wouldn,t lie to me would she??. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_Sleeps Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 I went to a wedding recently, and the new girlfriend of one of my friends said that her grandfather was the chairman of Derby County F.C. and she could get us a box at the FA Cup final. I find it quite sad that as an adult she needs to lie to impress people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alchresearch Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 We had a lad at school that used to come out with some real whoppers - that he caught a dolphin in the canal while fishing, or that his dad's van had a Porsche engine, and the River Rother bridge at Woodhouse Mill had spinning blades under it to chop up rubbish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vwkittie Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 I had a friend at school who used to pretend to have a dog when she didn't, she used to say it was out being walked every time I went to her house, even late at night etc Why do kids come out with these random things?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murphy Jnr Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Someone I used to work with and who was constantly "ill" had a day off after he had been "savaged by a rottweiler". He didn't have a mark on him. That's coz Rotties do the damage with their stare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyLover Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 An adult neighbour once told me that he had once "broke every single bone in his body", all at once, when he came off his motor bike. Once, when I was complaining about the amount of washing I had to do, and said "It's like painting the Forth Bridge, you never get to the end of it" - he said he had once painted the Forth Bridge, along with a couple of mates, and it didn't take him very long at all!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lored Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 I once told a bloke i was a woman when i was dressed up... i shall leave the rest for you to imagine, hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyx Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Someone that i know has an enormous library at home complete with the ladders that slide around the room Same person also has a massive garden complete with swimming pool (google earth tells lies you know) and his dad owns all the classic cars that are in the television program Heartbeat I have a feeling that quite a few people may recognise these lies and be howling N Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hard2miss Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 My next door neighbour used to swear a Golden Eagle swooped down and took a Sparrow right in front of him once. We were all amateur twitchers so he would have known the difference even if he had seen a Sparrow Hawk. He would not have it, it had to be a Golden Eagle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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