deadheadfred Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Dere sur, I hav reconsiddurd my previarse rekwest and desided I doent want to be a stewdant now. I wood lyk to be considerd for the vacant post of Dene of Arse and Scones. I am, if anyfink, ovur-endowd in the booty deparetmant and my holemeel sultaner scones are a dilite! Give me the job – I am suwer I coud kater for yore every nede….. Love, Mandy. p.s diddent you mene to say hier than averije, but ekwally overvalued , A levvle results? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoeshine Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 eye gott sew mni Aye levulds mossly eye carnt member wot thay r. Summon m eye gott wiv novas never mined stars. Cud eye av the jobb sted of im pleez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadheadfred Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 But you have offered nothing which can compete with booty and scones! I suggest you would be better employed locating your missing moggy, you senile old buffer (of footwear)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoeshine Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 But you have offered nothing which can compete with booty and scones! I suggest you would be better employed locating your missing moggy, you senile old buffer (of footwear)! eye m gud mee, eye no me stuff. eye got serstificats too prufe itt an mee an mi Kat r knott yor bisines. ur just gellus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoeshine Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 eye m gud mee, eye no me stuff. eye got serstificats too prufe itt an mee an mi Kat r knott yor bisines. ur just gellus eive bean tellin fibs. eye doant av ayni serstificats yett. eye will tho, wen me difurd sucksess cums to ann end gu on gimmy that jobb pleez eez ugli eyem not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoeshine Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Dear Vice Chancellor Can you please advise the final date for enrollment and also indicate when the new semester starts? One of my neighbours, Mrs. Betty Groin, is thinking of enrolling on the "Cayman Islands Escapology Course -Advanced Level". She and I have a little arrangement, you understand! I help her with unofficial Computer Studies and she helps me with.....Oops I'd better not say, if you know what I mean. Not often, you understand, oh no! Just now and then as the fancy........ Sorry I have had to whisper this information because deadheadfred, her next door neighbour has his ear to a glass on their adjoining wall. Betty, as you know is deficient in the reading department and I am having to read it out loudly to her as I type this enquiry for her. Yours faithfully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopman Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 With the new batch of students trying to enrol at the Central University, it is not uncommon to see certain students walking round with what look to be lengths of cable. I enquired from one such student just what it was, to be told that it was a phoneless cord which he'd purchased from a man with a carrier bag. Do we need our universities full of such gullible people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timo Posted September 21, 2006 Author Share Posted September 21, 2006 With the new batch of students trying to enrol at the Central University, it is not uncommon to see certain students walking round with what look to be lengths of cable. I enquired from one such student just what it was, to be told that it was a phoneless cord which he'd purchased from a man with a carrier bag. Do we need our universities full of such gullible people? Of course we do, dear heart. They are the bread and butter of modern, thrusting, relevant higher education. The 'students' you observed were more likely staff from our 'Communication Studies' Dept. One tries to keep them occupied... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoeshine Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Dear Vice Chancellor Do you offer Hire Purchase terms to applicants for Courses at your seat of learning? I am somewhat strapped for cash just now as a direct result of spending so much money listening to your answering machine recently. Yours etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godzilla Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 With the new batch of students trying to enrol at the Central University, it is not uncommon to see certain students walking round with what look to be lengths of cable. I enquired from one such student just what it was, to be told that it was a phoneless cord which he'd purchased from a man with a carrier bag. Do we need our universities full of such gullible people? LOL, this is priceless:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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