teslatank00 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 the problom people have with bouncers is this a) you get ****** at us because we wont let you in, cus your wearing a base ball hat and you look a tramp b) you been out all day on the **** and your so ****** you cant stand, so we dont let you in c) you had two pints of beer and you think your charles atlas and can fight everyone, so u dont get in. now when your in, you dont like it when we chuck you out for snorting crack in the toilets Trying to shag some tart in the loos slapping a girl around cus she told u to f off because you tried to kiss her throwing drinks all over loud mouthing the bar staff trying to get away without paying for your drinks dancing on the speakers smoking a joint falling all over the place cus your ****** these are just a few reasons why u dont like bouncers, but hang on a min. take a look why you dont like us, because we put a stop to your anti social beaviour, when i chuck you out its for the safety of the people inside you want a good night out without there arses being gropped or some little drunk who starts a fight with a guy cus is girlfriend dont like your crap chat up lines. i ask every single person to leave before i lay a hand on them and you know what most leave. now if they dont its the law that i can use minimum force to do so. and thats whats done, even though i have had glasses thrown at me, my face scrached, slashed with a bottle, knife pulled out on me etc. and there is people on hear saying we are thugs lol, you want your heads looking at. take a look at yourselfs first. tell you some thing complain next time when your drunk and you feal some girls arse, and her boyfriend and his mates see you, so they decided to kick the hell out of you. tell you something now you will be glad for me to come over and risk my life for you to get them off. i am a dam good doorman, never harmed anyone, i have a science degrea , full time job, my owm martial arts school and no criminal record, so the nob who thinks were thick and cant do nothing else think again. so before you pull us all down think about the posative things we do;- watch over you when your ****** and cant look after your self put your girlfriend in a taxi make sure she gets home ok stop drugs being sold to your kids get you out of trouble stand between you and the guy thats going to shove a broken bottle in your face throw out the guy thats just put is hand up your girls skirt give you first aid when you hurt yourself you people havent a clue what we do for you and as for us looking tuff etc,,,,,, that goes with the job. do you think i would be taken seriously if i tried to break up a fight waring jeans, trainers and a tea shirt. i think not o and one other thing guys....... its true that we get loads of girls. you know why. because we are men, we dont get ****** on two halfs of beer, we train hard so are very fit, so no rolling over for a fag after five minuites, we have respect and know how to treat a girl. and we dont think we are tom cruise after a pint. so you kids have got a long way to go before you will ever be as mature as us. as for all the girls and lads or come down town for a good night out and are sensable,, THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU... i will hopefully be the one who is watching over you and, i would gladly give my life to protect you, because thats the job i have chosen to do. make no mistake i will be there to help you. As for all you idiots who think you can get ****** and come into venues causing trouble, think again, because if you come in my club, spoiling the night for people, you will be leaving early. and yes on you arse if need be. as for the comments about us being all crimminals, hears one for you YOU CANT GET YOUR DOOR LICENCE BY LAW IF YOU GOT A CRIMINAL RECORD. so bye for now, thanks to all the people who do appreciate us, and all the other bouncers who have come on hear to stand up against the nuts who think we are all bad. phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D2J Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Will you marry me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teslatank00 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 it had to be said mate, sick off people pulling us down, for looking out for them. yes i might marry you but you need to be female and single....... dont want to give this lot any more bad things to have a go at us about :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D2J Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Originally posted by teslatank00 yes i might marry you but you need to be female and single....... dont want to give this lot any more bad things to have a go at us about :lol: Point taken, I never listen to anyone, I just do my job The cu... stomers can think whatever they like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie Loving Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 to be fair tesla, i can mainly see where your coming from....... but i ask you, when people go to certain clubs and are wearing shoes, trousers and shirt.... are clearly over 18 and not drunk, and get turned away for being "too casual" where does that come in to not being refused?? there are various problems i have with bouncers on occasions, and im not a trouble causer..... nor am i ever that drunk that i will start fighting or anything. but on a whole i try and get on with them, as i respect they have a job to do, majority are ok..... but there are some who just see it as a power trip and wanna enfore that they can do as they wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henrietta Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Originally posted by Mucky_Wizard The reason why anyone is a bouncer is because they enjoy a ruck, why else would you do it ? and please no one say because they care about our safety. These guys aren't under paid I know this post has already been addressed, but what a load of tosh. And - this is from experience - door staff are underpaid for the job they do. Its not enough money for the risks they run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sufc_tom Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 this debate will rumble on for a good 8 more pages. some bouncers are morons, some are geniunely nice mannered people...Such is life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Originally posted by teslatank00 snorting crack in the toilets Trying to shag some tart in the loos slapping a girl around cus she told u to f off because you tried to kiss her throwing drinks all over loud mouthing the bar staff trying to get away without paying for your drinks dancing on the speakers smoking a joint falling all over the place cus your ****** That sounds like a good night out. Where is this place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teslatank00 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 hello robbie, sometimes door staff say your to casuall, as an excuse not to let you in. many reasons for that ie... they think they chucked you out before, they think your with a group that are going to band up inside, or sometimes its unfair but they might just not like the look of you. even though you are a realy respectable guy who would be fine inside. its easy and legal for them not to let you in because of you dress code, than to say something like you aint coming in pal cus you look trouble ! hope you get in my club mate, you sound ok to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D2J Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Originally posted by teslatank00 hope you get in my club mate, you sound ok to me Which club ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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