Jeffrey Shaw Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Why Andrex, anyway? What's wrong with Basic/generic supermarket product? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosyRat Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 My friend used masses of toilet roll. His old dad used to say that he didn't wipe his bum, just pulled the toilet paper along it until the brown line disappeared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbiegirl80 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 My friend used masses of toilet roll. His old dad used to say that he didn't wipe his bum, just pulled the toilet paper along it until the brown line disappeared. :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fake Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 DUFFEMS, This is not a wind up it is happening 2 a day is not unusial I have tried to find a supplier of the old IZAL that was glass paper in the hope this might stop it, but no luck For gods sake don't get Izal unless you want to use even more. Its not like glass-paper (rough) it was shiny, didnt absorb much and smelt horrible. As Ruby Wax once commented on it "it just moved the crap around." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VideoPro Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Did you know that Edward Izal, inventor of shiny toilet paper was beheaded by order of Her Majesty, Elizabeth the Queen Mother? Apparently she was caught short and had to use a public convenience. Apart from being hopeless and highly abrasive, the paper was also a bit damp which resulted in her finger going through. In a fit of royal rage, Izal was arrested and spent two years in the Tower of London before meeting his demise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeDaMouse Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 I would suggest stop having curries every night that might take the Bog-role consumption down abit. Or check that when your mother in law is home alone she isnt makeing somthing out of the toilet role like PVA paper faces or somthing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyfriday Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 sandie, I simply LOVE your posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonjon Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Why Andrex, anyway? What's wrong with Basic/generic supermarket product? Last time I bought andrex it was the cheapest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best sheff Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 This post made me laugh. I didn't read all, but just the thought made me laugh. I heard about sharing all on the net, but this maybe just a little too far? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynchee Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 This thread is brilliant!! Maybe she's using it for unconventional purposes,such as stuffing her bra. Why don't you do what students do and keep your bog roll in your room and see what she does then...maybe she'll buy the next lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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