sandie Posted March 1, 2012 Author Share Posted March 1, 2012 sandie, I simply LOVE your posts Thanks boyfriday long time no heard from you. But this is a true post and I am not exagerating about the volume used. We have tried to buy the cheaper brands, but the number used increases. The Mother in Law goes to the loo every hour we have tried to speak to her Doctor and he says there is no medical reason for it. She has a supposed IBS, but the doctor says it is more of an obsetion than a fact. She is 84 and selfish and i am not sure the lift goes to the top floor. The doctor under rules will not say more which I understand, but the cost per week of rolls and drain and tank the cost of having the tank empty is becoming stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retep Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Did you know that Edward Izal, inventor of shiny toilet paper was beheaded by order of Her Majesty, Elizabeth the Queen Mother? Apparently she was caught short and had to use a public convenience. Apart from being hopeless and highly abrasive, the paper was also a bit damp which resulted in her finger going through. In a fit of royal rage, Izal was arrested and spent two years in the Tower of London before meeting his demise. Beheaded by paper cut, that's got to hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curriechick Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 I just want to say thank you to everyone, I was reading this and laughing so loud my husband came in from the kitchen to see what was the cause of such hilarity and I have read them out to him and he too has tears running down his face. I can't remember the last time we laughed as much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyLover Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Thanks boyfriday long time no heard from you. But this is a true post and I am not exagerating about the volume used. We have tried to buy the cheaper brands, but the number used increases. The Mother in Law goes to the loo every hour we have tried to speak to her Doctor and he says there is no medical reason for it. She has a supposed IBS, but the doctor says it is more of an obsetion than a fact. She is 84 and selfish and i am not sure the lift goes to the top floor. The doctor under rules will not say more which I understand, but the cost per week of rolls and drain and tank the cost of having the tank empty is becoming stupid. :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffrey Shaw Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 When you say sheets/p is this Mexican? No, not even Brazilian. Sheets per penny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel22 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Why don't you make her buy her own toilet rolls? Maybe if she realises how much they cost, she'll not use quite so much paper each time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mg bandit Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 What about having a bidet fitted and squirt it off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmie92 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 What about having a bidet fitted and squirt it off! Made me laugh. :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playman Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 perhaps you should buy plenty kitchen roll instead after all you only need one sheet, one sheet is plenty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anglersvista Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 (I am also fortunate in that 2-3 of my 7 weekly dumps are one wipe wonders). jb Ah the ghost poo, with no evidence that you actually 'went', they are the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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