fruitisbad Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 go to pay for something from the shop and instead of putting money on the desk, whip out your manhood and slap it down hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Hardie Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 go to pay for something from the shop and instead of putting money on the desk, whip out your manhood and slap it down hard. Bloody hell, I thought my post was pushing it a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fruitisbad Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Bloody hell, I thought my post was pushing it a bit. If all goes to plan he'll be pushing it alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shanes teeth Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Do you find everyone enigmatic? The only thing he would appear is more non existent. The point is he fancies her...she probably doesn't know he exists, and will continue to do so as long as he follows the "ignore her" advice. Be hopes she doesn't take the same advice too if she also has a thing for him. Two people ignoring each other, what a winning combination. A young lady and myself ignored each other for months and in the end became so intrigued as to why we were ignoring each other we just had to get together.We married and have now been ignoring each other for thirtytwo years.It worked for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Tell her,her perfume smells gorgeous,and ask her what it is.Then hope she is actually wearing some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 A young lady and myself ignored each other for months and in the end became so intrigued as to why we were ignoring each other we just had to get together.We married and have now been ignoring each other for thirtytwo years.It worked for me! Ignorance is bliss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shanes teeth Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Ignorance is bliss! We wouldn't have it any other way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Be brave! Just say to her...'drop ya draws,and 10 bobs yours.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggsy Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Be brave! Just say to her...'drop ya draws,and 10 bobs yours.' Naw! Just tell her that you really love double entendres- then give her one!!!! Fnar fnar!! :hihi: Biggsy BTW, Shanes teeth- My wife and I had nineteen years of blissful happiness....... then we met!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonywheatley Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Hi all, I like a girl who works in a coffee shop but I am a bit shy and I don't want to be rejected by her. Do you guys have any advice in such situations? What should I say to her? Buy a coffee and when she walks past you say "Fancy sitting on my lap and talking about the first thing that comes up" See how you get on if that doesnt work will tell you my secrect weapon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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