burnttoast Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 The French used to have a novel way to lance boils on the back of the neck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavellsuk Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Did anybody ever hear jasper carrot with his mole sketch this is going the same way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angiej Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Hot bread poutice will draw it out, if you want serious pain Otherwise nip to local pharmacy and get some magnesium sulphate paste" drawing ointment" Sticka some on a plaster and keep it on for a few hours, then you may need to re apply some more, clean plaster mind, Also you could do with some plastic sergical gloves to waer so it doesnt get infected, Or if you dont fancy all that bother, go and see the nurse at hallamshire they will sort it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBouncer Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Toothpaste on it overnight. Shrink that boil (or spot) right up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnh Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Have all the hospitals shut in South Yorkshire ... you're all crazy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
commuter Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 didn't the Sheffield hospitals just get voted the best in the country? I'd give them a go if I were you. Mind you lucky it wasn't on the end of your nose with the party season coming up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldrowley Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Correct me if I'm wrong, but used there not to be professional Boil Suckers, much like Sin Eaters. Try Yellow Pages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utah Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Originally posted by prioryx that should be bottle. imagine how it would hurt if you dropped Bootle on it. lol that made me chuckle, thanks xx Try epsom salts in boiling water, keep bathing as hot as possible and it will come to a head, then you get to do the fun squeezy bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowrose Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Hows it doing jaynie? Has it gone yet? Did any of the remedies work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaynie38 Posted December 17, 2005 Author Share Posted December 17, 2005 I have had so much fun reading these replies, that I havent got round to telling him yet, anyway we will get on with it tonight, the BOOTLE might be the best option though, this will hurt the least LOL:D No seriously, he didnt want to faff about going to the Hallamshire, and didnt really think it was a worthy cause, so wanted to have a go himself. Anyway if his head does fall off, he wont be able to go on Christmas do next Thursday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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