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"What qualifies for working in TV land?"

 

Several things almost guarentee you a place on some TV show or other.

 

1) You must be a druggie.

 

2) You must be an alcoholic.

 

3) You must be an MP who fiddled and walked away free.

 

4) You must be able to tell lies with a very straight face.

 

5) You must be a good lay.

 

6) You must be prepared to go out with a partner 20/30 years your junior.

 

Angel.

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"What qualifies for working in TV land?"

 

Several things almost guarentee you a place on some TV show or other.

 

1) You must be a druggie.

 

2) You must be an alcoholic.

 

3) You must be an MP who fiddled and walked away free.

 

4) You must be able to tell lies with a very straight face.

 

5) You must be a good lay.

 

6) You must be prepared to go out with a partner 20/30 years your junior.

 

Angel.

 

 

Hmm can possibly muster.. 2, 4, and 6 :D (5 is obviously subjective :suspect:)

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I honestly don't see how California man prompted such a thread. It is the one with Brendan Fraser by the way.

 

That's rather the point. The question might be rephrased as "where do they get these idiots who can't even transcribe things onto a keyboard properly?"

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That's rather the point. The question might be rephrased as "where do they get these idiots who can't even transcribe things onto a keyboard properly?"

 

Cue "it's not a CV / English exam so it doesn't matter" style response?

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