Hemibr Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Mock ye not for the Cameron Baldy tax looms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofstrad Posted March 23, 2012 Author Share Posted March 23, 2012 Is it true that bald men are good in bed ? I hope so because when they are out and about they just look daft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofstrad Posted March 23, 2012 Author Share Posted March 23, 2012 Mock ye not for the Cameron Baldy tax looms. The smileys on this place will be raiding their piggy banks then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denlin Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Oh dear denlin ........ That was nearly as bad as telling one of these inner city bald people to rub salt into their shiny domes and when the hairs get thirsty and come out for a drink, quickly tie a knot in them so they can't go back in! * Get my coat as well while you're at it denlin!* I'm sorry you eminence - it's to be expected at my age:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemibr Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 The HEMIBR anti baldy kit for a mere tenner contains HEMIBR special formula cream and step by step instructions for the perfect perry. (Comover). Only William Hague is currently making a stand against Camerons Baldy tax proposals -act now !!! Prompt prevention is tax exemption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofstrad Posted March 23, 2012 Author Share Posted March 23, 2012 I wonder if it works on chest hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemibr Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 The HEMIBR lab techs are working on the principle of the neck turban to promote hair growth. Our turbanned friends seem to grow beard hair at an amazing rate and the turban cover up top clearly promotes hair growth on the opposite end. We at Hemibr are looking to reverse the process by turbaning the lower half, If we can get volunteer Imams to wear the HEMIBR neck turban priced at a mere ten quid then a lot of people will sleep better during the trial period, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carosio Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Is it true that bald men are good in bed ? absolutely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofstrad Posted March 24, 2012 Author Share Posted March 24, 2012 The HEMIBR lab techs are working on the principle of the neck turban to promote hair growth. Our turbanned friends seem to grow beard hair at an amazing rate and the turban cover up top clearly promotes hair growth on the opposite end. We at Hemibr are looking to reverse the process by turbaning the lower half, If we can get volunteer Imams to wear the HEMIBR neck turban priced at a mere ten quid then a lot of people will sleep better during the trial period, :hihi: That is ingenious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denlin Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 :hihi: That is ingenious!! Yes you should start a thread about it, maybe you could call it MOS's Guide to Growth in the recession- I feel a ban coming on:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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