Zepp Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 I don't have this problem, but I do have a solution. Put some pieces of toilet paper on the water before you start. You can now poop quietly, like a ninja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classic Rock Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 There's no shyness at some points in an evening when you walk into the Ladies loo and there are either two or three women in one cubicle or one is sitting on the loo with the door wide open having a chat with her mate. Even worse is when you see the door open so think the cubicle is free and you walk in to be faced with a girl with her pants around her ankles! Another non shyness issue is when you find yourself going to the loo at the same time as another woman that you work with and then you find yourself having a conversation through the loo wall. Personally I don't mind. I think it takes the emphasis away from what you're there to do but there's an unwritten code that you should keep quiet, at least for some of the visit to the cubicle. A loud gaseous escape is far worse than a poo splash, you have to open the door and face everyone who have heard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scozzie Posted April 10, 2012 Author Share Posted April 10, 2012 I don't have this problem, but I do have a solution. Put some pieces of toilet paper on the water before you start. You can now poop quietly, like a ninja. Tried it, but when it goes back up- there aint no coaxing it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANGELFIRE1 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 I was in the army and lost all my inebriation years ago,when you have to go you have to go even the Queen has to go. Sorry but I find that hard to believe, her Maj on the lav - no way. Angel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Do what a constipated accountant would do. Work it out with a pen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Turbo* Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Blokes get it but mainly, in my case, when younger. Thats embarrassing a row of blokes and one stood there and nothing coming out:blush: Saying that last week I had an operation and could not pee. Weird sensation have a pipe fed through your you know what!! Dont suggest you go that far... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank ryan Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 if I need a didgeridoo at work, I go miles to lavvy that's barely used. I don't like it when I go for a wee and someone is didgeri'ing in the cubicle - it makes me feel sick. what a splendid thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Soft Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 I sometimes get like this with number twos. My remedy is to take a drink of tea or a sandwich in with me and the problem dissipates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnailyBoy Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 There's a book for that http://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Poo-Work-Mats-Enzo/dp/1853757403 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwlsChick Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 This subject is dear to me but ive got it covered.You plop when somebody in the next cubicle flushes or when the hand drier is on.In time,you can train your bowel to plop on command,Sorted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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