Mr Soft Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Even worse if it turns out to be someone you know and he wants to shake your hand. Or a "lady" who wants you to kiss her hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The real me Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 I hold mine in for months. Then call Kier out. :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shefflich Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Just put your fingers firmly into your ears and, lo and behold, no one can hear you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janice P Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Where I used to work there was an awful lady that really embarrased people who made a smell, she would talk about it in the canteen to every-one. She thought it was discusting to even think about useing the toilet for number two's at work, said she would rather bust than go herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harleyman Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Where I used to work there was an awful lady that really embarrased people who made a smell, she would talk about it in the canteen to every-one. She thought it was discusting to even think about useing the toilet for number two's at work, said she would rather bust than go herself. She should do what I do in that situataion. Yell out "Courtesy flush please" The guilty parties generally comply from my experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaznay Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 some funny repiles however my bowels are trained to go first thing in a morning so hopefully wont get the urge to go at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank ryan Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 my bowels are incredibly regular - I do a poo at exactly 6.47 every morning. unfortunately, I don't wake up till ten past seven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaznay Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 my bowels are incredibly regular - I do a poo at exactly 6.47 every morning. unfortunately, I don't wake up till ten past seven. an oldie but a goodie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meaks Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 You don't want anyone in the next cubicle if you're trying to knock one out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank ryan Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 an oldie but a goodie I heard that joke at the panto at swinton (the manchester one) theatre, 1972/3 starring the grumbleweeds. how's that for provenance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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