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Do you believe in God?


Do you believe in God?  

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  1. 1. Do you believe in God?

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A miracle was performed by Jesus, the son of God. Jesus had five loaves of bread and two fishes, believed to have been haddock. It was unknown whether the fish were battered or not, or if chips and acetic acid were also available. Anyroad, Jesus then managed to share out the food to five thousand or so people, including children, women and men.

Could this mean that Jesus was the first ever socialist on this earth?

 

Jesus loves me, the Holy Bible tells me so.

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I also hear that He turned water into wine. That's not altogether original as some pubs can turn beer into water.

 

A few years ago, I saw a report in one of the papers that several wheely bins were seen floating just below the surface somewhere in the Sea of Gallilee. Now we know the secret of how Jesus could walk on water.

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15 hours ago, Dromedary said:

I also wonder why that despite him being billions of years old he only had one son!

Only needed one to get the message across. 

Considering that was 2,000+ years ago, despite some minor blips, it's lasted pretty well

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