Rampent Posted April 16, 2012 Author Share Posted April 16, 2012 If you want something to worry about then just look at the stuff in chickens that are sold in supermarkets. And they don't even taste nice after a bath in bleach ! They sell 'washed sand' at Smyths toy store. Have a look. Sand must be mucky. I would rather eat a chicken soaked in bleach than a mucky free range one. All that chicken poo and wee must make humans sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hard2miss Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 They sell 'washed sand' at Smyths toy store. Have a look. Sand must be mucky. I would rather eat a chicken soaked in bleach than a mucky free range one. All that chicken poo and wee must make humans sick Imagine how the Cockerels go on, having to service all those dirty birds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted April 16, 2012 Author Share Posted April 16, 2012 Imagine how the Cockerels go on, having to service all those dirty birds Yeah! But animals don't know any better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hard2miss Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Yeah! But animals don't know any better If you stand out side of the STD clinic before it opens, nor do the humans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mecky Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 If some product kills that many germs why not drink it to get shot of the common cold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 I think Rampent may have hit upon an idea for yet another top Channel Four gameshow ... 'I'm a bacteria ... get me outta here!' A team of hand picked micro-organisms (in the top 0.1%), ranging from the macho Staphylococcus Steve to Herpetosiphon Harry, compete to win an all expenses dream date with with Legionella Pneumophillia at a top STD clinic in Bognor Regis (in an agar dish of their choice!) Along the way, they have to survive such challenges as 'Domestos Derby, Unilever Challenge and Swab of Death' The three day challenge would be filmed using the latest electron microscopy techniques, pioneered here at 'Area 51 and a half' in downtown Crookes, and could be aired live as soon as next year. Well done Rampent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted April 16, 2012 Author Share Posted April 16, 2012 I think Rampent may have hit upon an idea for yet another top Channel Four gameshow ... 'I'm a bacteria ... get me outta here!' A team of hand picked micro-organisms (in the top 0.1%), ranging from the macho Staphylococcus Steve to Herpetosiphon Harry, compete to win an all expenses dream date with with Legionella Pneumophillia at a top STD clinic in Bognor Regis (in an agar dish of their choice!) Along the way, they have to survive such challenges as 'Domestos Derby, Unilever Challenge and Swab of Death' The three day challenge would be filmed using the latest electron microscopy techniques, pioneered here at 'Area 51 and a half' in downtown Crookes, and could be aired live as soon as next year. Well done Rampent! :hihi: 'Legionella Pneumophillia' sounds like the 0.1 Who still employ bars of soap? Dirty sods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted April 16, 2012 Author Share Posted April 16, 2012 Imagine how the Cockerels go on, having to service all those dirty birds No need for that! I just puked a little . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 The vol-au-vent is the single nastiest thing ever invented, as a food that doesnt involve an initiation ceremony. The last one I had was like eating a ripe camel's conjunctive eye socket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 No need for that! I just puked a little . . . Are you like me and can puke in a straight line when drunk ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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