JackLakeland Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 That's a tad over dramatic, isn't it? Yes. I was thinking I was some emotional poet for a minute. Apologies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 You must be a total weirdo even to think of that! Congratulations! Thanks mate! Always glad to help people ease their way into the next life.....................As painfully as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackLakeland Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 I suppose being in a lake of sick and poo up to your neck. Then every 30 minutes someone comes around in a speed boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Why would someone in a speedboat drive in such a lake? They would get their boat all dirty and smelly! He may be circling round the mother in law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melthebell Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 drowning, i work with ammonia, and when you get that in yer lungs it feels like your drowning, suffocating and panic takes over, you do anything to get out to fresh air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyHoosier Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 I suppose being in a lake of sick and poo up to your neck. Then every 30 minutes someone comes around in a speed boat. Wasn't that Dante's fifth level of Hell? Anyway, your idea paints a wonderful mind picture... but what's the actual cause of death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melthebell Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Wasn't that Dante's fifth level of Hell? Anyway, your idea paints a wonderful mind picture... but what's the actual cause of death? death by poop inhalation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyHoosier Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 death by poop inhalation So a strong swimmer might have a chance, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melthebell Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 So a strong swimmer might have a chance, then? not if your tied to a chair connected to heavy boulders in the centre of it no, and its slowly rising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyHoosier Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 To never have loved or been loved. That's a tad over dramatic, isn't it? Perhaps he meant one's circumstances at the time of death rather than the cause of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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