L00b Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 As a scuba diver, and just returned from a Red Sea trip during which we got marooned on a reef (yes, really, and no, it wasn't half as funny or enjoyable as it sounds - Force 4 beaufort, 2m swells, sportsboat capsized, hands/knees/bits-bobs shredded by coral, p***ing blood in the water and having to swim about 500 yards to current-drifting rescue boat across 200m-deep open sea), it'd have to be this. Of which there were a fair few about, as well as 3ft/4ft barracudas. Fastest 500 yards I ever swam in my life, and am ever likely to, I can tell ye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble3082 Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 In medieval times they also used to tie up a mans bits so they were unable to urinate and make them drink water until they exploded inside causing death by extreme agony. Have you ever seen Bruce Parrys penis inversion on the series Tribe? They push it up inside then tie the foreskin up so it can't come back out.... ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melthebell Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Have you ever seen Bruce Parrys penis inversion on the series Tribe? They push it up inside then tie the foreskin up so it can't come back out.... ouch Thats made me so glad i dont have a foreskin lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_Sleeps Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Death by Simply Red is a contender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 I think maybe the 'go compare' guy on full blast playing constantly. While someone is magnifying the sun on your genitals,and your stomach is opened up and filled with fire ants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJimLarkin Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Trapped in a lift with Sir Terence of Wogan??? How very dare you. The man's a legend. What about being trapped in a lift with Cameron, Clegg and Alan Shearer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Trapped in a lift with Sir Terence of Wogan??? How very dare you. The man's a legend. What about being trapped in a lift with Cameron, Clegg and Alan Shearer? And someone with irritable bowel syndrome................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarchon Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 As a scuba diver, and just returned from a Red Sea trip during which we got marooned on a reef (yes, really, and no, it wasn't half as funny or enjoyable as it sounds - Force 4 beaufort, 2m swells, sportsboat capsized, hands/knees/bits-bobs shredded by coral, p***ing blood in the water and having to swim about 500 yards to current-drifting rescue boat across 200m-deep open sea), it'd have to be this. Of which there were a fair few about, as well as 3ft/4ft barracudas. Fastest 500 yards I ever swam in my life, and am ever likely to, I can tell ye. On the subject of diving, has anyone ever heard of 'helmet squeeze'? We were discussing it at work the other day (as you do). Helmet squeeze supposedly occurs when a diver wearing one of those old fashioned diving suits with the rigid brass helmet suffers a decompression puncture in the surface to diver air supply. If the diver is at considerable depth, then the change in pressue causes the whole body to be 'sucked' up into the helmet casing. Mythbusters tested this and the result was that it can happen under the right circumstances: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2009_season)#The_Squeeze Anyhow, I think one of the worst ways to die has got to be contracting something like the Ebola virus and waiting for all your organs to liquefy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien52 Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Thats made me so glad i dont have a foreskin lol You can borrow mine for the weekend if you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 You can borrow mine for the weekend if you want. On condition you take it down the STD clinic first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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