Devious gulls/unlucky me!

[southcoast]

Strange Saturday morning.

 

I was at my girlfriends flat on Saturday morning.It was nice and sunny,and i opened the window to have a look at Glasgow City skyline.

A Gull flew past and squirted a fair amount of it's bobbar straight through the open window,and all over me.

 

I cleaned it off and the missus came in the room with a coffee and sat beside me.

At this point,i hadn't told her what had happened.All of a sudden her cheeks swelled to bursting,and she did some of that projectile vomitting.

 

So am left thinking.. Am i the only person who has been dumped on by a bird whilst in the house? Am i just unlucky?

Maybe that Lynx 'Excite' i was wearing just didn't cut it with the Gull and the missus.

Oh thinking on,the missus did say Lynx makes her come out in a rash when in contact with me.

 

I don't think this is a topic,but i thought i'd just like to get it off my chest.

 

 

lol you was very unlucky seeing as Glasgow is miles from the sea.