pheasant Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 I once shared a house with a bloke who worked in an office and had to wear a suit to work . One morning I saw him make a tuna sandwich , wrap 2 pieces of kitchen towel round it ,put it in his jacket pocket and go for his bus to work ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynchee Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 You aint jealous because he bonks for hours...are you? Hahaha, I walked right into that one didn't I? No I'm not jealous, fair play to them to be honest, at least they're having a good time, I'd just rather not have to listen to it (I'm sure she's faking anyway...she puts Meg Ryan to shame!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barleycorn Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 From the house mates I have had over the years a few annoyances come to mind (fortunately I now live with my fiancée and no longer have to put up with this kind of crap): Not cleaning the... Cooker, Kitchen surfaces Oven, Fridge, Floors, Carpets, Any and all surfaces in the house, Themselves, Toilet, Bath, Bathroom, Their room, Not doing the gardening, Not doing the dishes Inefficient loading of the dishwasher Not emptying the dishwasher Grow various fungi and moulds in or on my best crockery Not taking their clothes out of the washing machine Leaving raw chicken uncovered in the fridge Splattering chicken blood all over the inside of the fridge and then just leaving it ******* in the kitchen sink ******* in the bath When washing dishes by hand not doing the sensible thing and filling the sink up with water and adding washing liquid, instead running the tap constantly, squeezing copious amount of washing liquid on each dirty item and then rinsing. Not being able to work out how a draining board works. I lived with one imbecile who would just place all his washed cups, plates etc randomly around the kitchen the right way up so that rather than the water draining it evaporated off leaving scummy soap marks on everything. Breathing. Sitting in my spot. Drinking my alcohol. Stealing my cigs. Never buying any weed. Failing to appreciate the fine aroma of my flatulence. Not being female, hot, young, Swedish and with a penchant for wandering around the house naked. Breathing. jb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medusa Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 From the house mates I have had over the years a few annoyances come to mind (fortunately I now live with my fiancée and no longer have to put up with this kind of crap): Not cleaning the... Cooker, Kitchen surfaces Oven, Fridge, Floors, Carpets, Any and all surfaces in the house, Themselves, Toilet, Bath, Bathroom, Their room, Not doing the gardening, Not doing the dishes Inefficient loading of the dishwasher Not emptying the dishwasher Grow various fungi and moulds in or on my best crockery Not taking their clothes out of the washing machine Leaving raw chicken uncovered in the fridge Splattering chicken blood all over the inside of the fridge and then just leaving it ******* in the kitchen sink ******* in the bath When washing dishes by hand not doing the sensible thing and filling the sink up with water and adding washing liquid, instead running the tap constantly, squeezing copious amount of washing liquid on each dirty item and then rinsing. Not being able to work out how a draining board works. I lived with one imbecile who would just place all his washed cups, plates etc randomly around the kitchen the right way up so that rather than the water draining it evaporated off leaving scummy soap marks on everything. Breathing. Sitting in my spot. Drinking my alcohol. Stealing my cigs. Never buying any weed. Failing to appreciate the fine aroma of my flatulence. Not being female, hot, young, Swedish and with a penchant for wandering around the house naked. Breathing. jb ^^^This Apart from my chosen Swede would be male and I didn't smoke weed or fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubydazzler Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 *chortles* so far, top marks to Spikie with barleycorn a close second. So funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy_bob Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 My brother went to Uni and shared a house with somebody who used to sleepwalk. Apparently in the middle of the night he would walk around the house, come into peoples bedrooms, get into bed with them and start cuddling them. He also used to go to sleep early evening and then start sleepwalking when people were in the shower, and he would always end up in the bathroom attempting to get into the shower with someone (this was often the female students) Obviously when he got woke up he said sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynchee Posted May 10, 2012 Author Share Posted May 10, 2012 From the house mates I have had over the years a few annoyances come to mind (fortunately I now live with my fiancée and no longer have to put up with this kind of crap): Not cleaning the... Cooker, Kitchen surfaces Oven, Fridge, Floors, Carpets, Any and all surfaces in the house, Themselves, Toilet, Bath, Bathroom, Their room, Not doing the gardening, Not doing the dishes Inefficient loading of the dishwasher Not emptying the dishwasher Grow various fungi and moulds in or on my best crockery Not taking their clothes out of the washing machine Leaving raw chicken uncovered in the fridge Splattering chicken blood all over the inside of the fridge and then just leaving it ******* in the kitchen sink ******* in the bath When washing dishes by hand not doing the sensible thing and filling the sink up with water and adding washing liquid, instead running the tap constantly, squeezing copious amount of washing liquid on each dirty item and then rinsing. Not being able to work out how a draining board works. I lived with one imbecile who would just place all his washed cups, plates etc randomly around the kitchen the right way up so that rather than the water draining it evaporated off leaving scummy soap marks on everything. Breathing. Sitting in my spot. Drinking my alcohol. Stealing my cigs. Never buying any weed. Failing to appreciate the fine aroma of my flatulence. Not being female, hot, young, Swedish and with a penchant for wandering around the house naked. Breathing. jb I can relate to the majority of this extensive list. The only thing I can add that you didn't cover is that my housemate spends a minimum of one hour taking a crap, sometimes nearer two (in a house with only one loo this can cause problems!) I've asked him how it can possibly take that long and surely he mustn't really need that much if it takes that long to "drop the kids off", but he claims that it's just a nice bit of relaxing "me time" and a nice change of scenery from his room. It makes me want to crap in his bed and smother his face in it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 My brother went to Uni and shared a house with somebody who used to sleepwalk. Apparently in the middle of the night he would walk around the house, come into peoples bedrooms, get into bed with them and start cuddling them. He also used to go to sleep early evening and then start sleepwalking when people were in the shower, and he would always end up in the bathroom attempting to get into the shower with someone (this was often the female students) Obviously when he got woke up he said sorry Aye! If he's a genuine sleepwalker,then i'm a bald legged chicken. Perv more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chem1st Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 I once shared a house with a bloke who worked in an office and had to wear a suit to work . One morning I saw him make a tuna sandwich , wrap 2 pieces of kitchen towel round it ,put it in his jacket pocket and go for his bus to work ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=yrI8jBIV0-g#t=330s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBump Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Eating your last tin of tuna, so your tuna, pasta, mayo dinner becomes even duller. Our student days seemed to always have someone in the house who did not want to pay for a tv licence or phone line but were happy to watch it or use their mum's charge card from the phone. Not rinsing the sink after a shave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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