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I'm a particular fan of all the 'chip pan fire' stories they tend to have in The Star. Y'know the type, incredibly hammered (usually) bloke falls through the front door and thinks 'I'm f****n' starving - chips!', then puts on the chip pan before falling asleep in front of 'Babestation', then has to be rescued out of a smoke filled house. I mean come on, how much is a bag of chips and even if you want to prepare your own delicacy it's cheese on toast everytime!

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I'm a particular fan of all the 'chip pan fire' stories they tend to have in The Star. Y'know the type, incredibly hammered (usually) bloke falls through the front door and thinks 'I'm f****n' starving - chips!', then puts on the chip pan before falling asleep in front of 'Babestation', then has to be rescued out of a smoke filled house. I mean come on, how much is a bag of chips and even if you want to prepare your own delicacy it's cheese on toast everytime!

 

Maybe if he is watching Babestation he is supplying his own cheese :gag:

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I didn't know Prince Charles had moved to Handsworth and changed his name. Now that is a turn up for the books :heyhey:

 

This is like the idiots who move into a village next to a church and then start complaining about the church bells or move near a farm and complain about the cows or the rooster. They are not happy unless they have something to moan about :huh:

 

Bet he feels like a pr@t now :loopy::banana:

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In my previous job I used to have every Thursday off which some might see as unfortunate as it happened to be the same day as the weekly bin collection, but as daft as it sounds I used to use it to my advantage, I knew that as soon as I heard the lorry come up the road and the noise of the bin being emptied, that it was my day off and I didn't have any worries for the rest of the day!

 

Plus if I can put up with our lass snoring for 4-5 hours a night, I can put up with the bin lorry and it's 2 minutes of noise.

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Hilarious! He has kids and a job, but he's not up at 7??!!

 

That's what I thought when I read it. Not sure if this is the same guy who had a letter covering the same subject in the paper on Thursday. He maintained that "most workers and schoolchildren are still asleep at 7am". No, they're not. He'd probably be the first to complain if the collection service were stopped.

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