irenewilde Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 I'm a particular fan of all the 'chip pan fire' stories they tend to have in The Star. Y'know the type, incredibly hammered (usually) bloke falls through the front door and thinks 'I'm f****n' starving - chips!', then puts on the chip pan before falling asleep in front of 'Babestation', then has to be rescued out of a smoke filled house. I mean come on, how much is a bag of chips and even if you want to prepare your own delicacy it's cheese on toast everytime! And unfortunate though it may be, you can usually narrow it down to several areas.... Also, you forgot the bit where they have no smoke alarm at all or the batteries had been removed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Bourne Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 And unfortunate though it may be, you can usually narrow it down to several areas.... Nope, just the one - Barnsley, the chip pan capital of Britain: http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/warning-over-chip-pan-fires-1-319851 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isabelle Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 He should try living where I used to live, the bin men came every weekday morning about 5 or 6am. On Thursdays they would come at 4.40am, and they weren't quiet at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irenewilde Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 He should try living where I used to live, the bin men came every weekday morning about 5 or 6am. On Thursdays they would come at 4.40am, and they weren't quiet at all He wouldn't survive long in London where they collect rubbish during the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien52 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Headline on Stars web site today: Sheffield train drivers strije in row over pension. Do they employ humans at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki-red Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 AROUNd 60 birds have been stolen from Doncaster too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razorblades Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Headline on Stars web site today: Sheffield train drivers strije in row over pension. Do they employ humans at all? "website" . Are we human or are we dancer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hales111 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 I know the people from sheff star if that's way your on about and there def a sandwich short of a picnic,That's y they say never believe what you read I never buy. Newspapers anymore or even watch the news whatever happens happens in my book! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irenewilde Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 I know the people from sheff star if that's way your on about and there def a sandwich short of a picnic,That's y they say never believe what you read I never buy. Newspapers anymore or even watch the news whatever happens happens in my book! Do you work for them by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sedith Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Do you work for them by any chance? Hales is more like someone who converses in text speak, so probably not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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