PaliRichard Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 My mum nearly laid him out once for trying to touch her bum. My mum, it has to be said, is of Glaswegian biker stock, and has been known to do things without thinking first. I think it was only because she was at a posh work do that stopped her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUFFEMS Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Boring old fart. Him and Parky wheeled out whenever Barnsley FC might possibly be winning something then you never see them for dust when the team is crap. He may have been "a character" as an umpire but personally I'd prefer someone who just got on with the job without trying to be the centre of attention all the time. This made me laugh, good post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjoker Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 How do you know just how tight a ducks behind is? Tell me that. A ducks arse has to be tight so that while it's in the water and paddling about it's arse is so tight that water can't seep in and cause the duck to drown.:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUFFEMS Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 A ducks arse has to be tight so that while it's in the water and paddling about it's arse is so tight that water can't seep in and cause the duck to drown.:hihi: What about a fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anglersvista Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 What about a fish? I think we should start a new thread on the tightness or slackness of aquatic creatures, birds, and fish. Of course this has nothing to do with Dickie Bird, other than a duck being a 'dicky bird'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shanes teeth Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 My mum nearly laid him out once for trying to touch her bum. My mum, it has to be said, is of Glaswegian biker stock, and has been known to do things without thinking first. I think it was only because she was at a posh work do that stopped her He always was very quick at getting the finger up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnese Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 He never bowled a maiden over in his entire life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gluedtopc Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Shouldn't he have been awarded an O.B.U. instead (Order of the British Umpire) tee hee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shanes teeth Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 He never bowled a maiden over in his entire life. That's because of his short leg and his silly mid wicket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnese Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 That's because of his short leg and his silly mid wicket. He never had the bails for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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