cressida Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 It goes like this - Don't contradict Don't tread in that Wash your hands before you eat at the table Say 'please may I leave the table' Don't say 'can I' say 'may I' Don't talk to strange men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isabelle Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 'Mum it hurts when I do this' 'Don't do it then' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bypassblade Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 'Mum it hurts when I do this' 'Don't do it then' And the all time classic, "I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate" :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted May 22, 2012 Author Share Posted May 22, 2012 ....it's rude to stare take that thing out of your mouth wait till your father comes home it's way past your bedtime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebtine Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 When in doubt...lash out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Closet Guy. Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 You know the milkman? Well......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Closet Guy. Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 How can you be gay? Your dads not gay!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isabelle Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 'You're not bringing that in the house' Actually that was only last week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebtine Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Stop wearing my bra and panties as you are 43 now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble3082 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 It always used to bug me when I left the door open and me mum would say "shut that door, were you born in a field"? Shouldn't she of all people know where I was born...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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