Skirmisher Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Sit darn, let mi hit thi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldtrout Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 If my brother or I asked mum to pass us something, she'd say "What did your last servant die of?" or "Oh, yeah, wear us old 'uns out first" My nannan used to tell me if I strayed too far from her house, the Bogeyman would get me ... I was proper scared of him!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirmisher Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 If my brother or I asked mum to pass us something, she'd say "What did your last servant die of?" or "Oh, yeah, wear us old 'uns out first" My nannan used to tell me if I strayed too far from her house, the Bogeyman would get me ... I was proper scared of him!!! I tried turning the tables on her with that one, she asked me to pass the salt so I asked her, what did ya last slave die of? She said, not passing the salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plain Talker Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 If my brother or I asked mum to pass us something, she'd say "What did your last servant die of?" or "Oh, yeah, wear us old 'uns out first" My nannan used to tell me if I strayed too far from her house, the Bogeyman would get me ... I was proper scared of him!!! "What did your last servant die of?" "Under-work, and overfeeding!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plain Talker Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 I tried turning the tables on her with that one, she asked me to pass the salt so I asked her, what did ya last slave die of? She said, not passing the salt. That puts me in mind of the very non-pc scene from the carry-on (carry on loving?) where Peter Butterworth's character IS asked about his two wives' passing away:- "What did your first wife die of?" "Oh, she ate poison- mushrooms." "What did your second wife die of?" "A fractured skull" Oh, dear! And how did that happen?" "She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirmisher Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 That puts me in mind of the very non-pc scene from the carry-on (carry on loving?) where Peter Butterworth's character IS asked about his two wives' passing away:- "What did your first wife die of?" "Oh, she ate poison- mushrooms." "What did your second wife die of?" "A fractured skull" Oh, dear! And how did that happen?" "She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!" The old non PC humour was the best IMO Classics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tess Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 "Mum i'm bored", "well go and tidy your room then". I wasn't THAT bored! "I'll give you a thick ear!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 How many times have I told you not to do that There's no such thing as can't A place for everything and everything in its' place Clean your plate there's people who would be glad of that food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerrangaroo Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 I miss my mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phawley Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 How old are you Mum? ..... "As old as me tongue and a bit older than me teeth" :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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