Sebtine Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 My mum spent ages and ages teaching me to talk and walk, then when she achieved her aim she kept telling me to sit down and shut up. No wonder I am confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaznay Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 mum where're you going there and back to see how far it is wheres me mum shes ran off wi a black man mum where have you been timbuktoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 My mum spent ages and ages teaching me to talk and walk, then when she achieved her aim she kept telling me to sit down and shut up. No wonder I am confused. been there:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernStar Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Mother:Here's ten bob, now pop down t' shop and get me 20 N°6 king size and get yer self some spice with the change:o Me:why can't you go? Mother: Cause I've got a bone in my leg, less of the backchat and don't dally or you'll feel the heat from the back of my hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernStar Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Now put some effort into it my lad, you're like a fart in a trance. I've been running around like a blue assed fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 Mother:Here's ten bob, now pop down t' shop and get me 20 N°6 king size and get yer self some spice with the change:o Me:why can't you go? Mother: Cause I've got a bone in my leg, less of the backchat and don't dally or you'll feel the heat from the back of my hand. did she mean an idle bone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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