Sam Miguel Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 This thread is dedicated to those things that always seem to happen or don't happen for some reason. Like: Why are hairdressers always so interested in your holidays? and: Why don't women urinate in wardrobes when they are drunk? finally: Why do Chinese chop-suey bar proprietors leap on you before you've had a chance to scan down the menu board and say 'woyewon?' abruptly? /edit/ Why is there always a teaspoon at the bottom of the washing-up bowl when you empty the water out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin_s Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Why is it that women always dump "nice guys" for complete bas**ds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Miguel Posted January 23, 2004 Author Share Posted January 23, 2004 And why doesn't somebody tell them that that make-up mirror is actually for keeping a check on the traffic behind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 And why is that you ALWAYS ge at least 3 Big Issue sellers or market researchers hassling you for your time or money when you're walking down Fargate? Seriously I know these people are doing a job, but like, **** off! I don't want a market researcher asking me personal questions like how many times a day do I use the bathroom, and what brand of loo roll do I use when I do go to the loo?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Why don't people use the edit button? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Miguel Posted January 23, 2004 Author Share Posted January 23, 2004 How come a woman can spot a blonde hair on you shoulder from the other side of a bedroom bathed by the light of a single 40 watt bulb, but they can't see the garage doors with the headlights full on from 6 feet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abdul Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Why does it rain at the weekends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Originally posted by Martin_s Why is it that women always dump "nice guys" for complete bas**ds? Because no-one thinks of themselves as being a bas**d? j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Miguel Posted January 23, 2004 Author Share Posted January 23, 2004 Why is it that whenever a work colleague either says "it's dragged today," or "It's flown today," you always agree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzzy Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Guess that means Martin is a nice guy, and we don't. Why when you put something in a safe place is it so safe that you can't remember where it is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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