Sam Miguel Posted January 23, 2004 Author Share Posted January 23, 2004 Originally posted by fuzzy Guess that means Martin is a nice guy, and we don't. Why when you put something in a safe place is it so safe that you can't remember where it is? Happens to me all the time that! Why is it that if someone bumps into me in the supermarket, I always automatically apologise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abdul Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Originally posted by Sam Miguel Happens to me all the time that! Why is it that if someone bumps into me in the supermarket, I always automatically apologise? Because you are British Brits are the only people who do that (I read it in an amusing travel guide) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Miguel Posted January 23, 2004 Author Share Posted January 23, 2004 How is it that people who phone you up to tell you that you have won a holiday or a free kitchen always do so when when you are cooking a meal? I mean. How do they know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grissom Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Why does it only rain when I dont have my brolly with me ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Would the oceans be deeper if they wasn't any sea spoonge:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Miguel Posted January 23, 2004 Author Share Posted January 23, 2004 Why do they strategically place cash-dispenser machines so that the sun shines directly on the glass and you have to cup your hands around the read-out to see what it says? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pauly Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Why is the thing that's been in the same place for the past 3 months mysteriously disappear the very same minute you need it? and When you finally find it why do people say 'it's always the last place you look' Well of course it is ya muppet. I'm not gonna carry on looking after I've found it am I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomme Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Unashemedly nicked from elsewhere.... If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? –Lily Tomlin Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do you feet smell and your nose runs? If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers? If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting? Nomme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Why isn't Caution Blind People Crossing written in braille? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pauly Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 ...same goes for the sign that says.....Braille School . :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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