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Originally posted by fuzzy

Guess that means Martin is a nice guy, and we don't.

 

Why when you put something in a safe place is it so safe that you can't remember where it is?

 

Happens to me all the time that!

 

Why is it that if someone bumps into me in the supermarket, I always automatically apologise?

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Originally posted by Sam Miguel

Happens to me all the time that!

 

Why is it that if someone bumps into me in the supermarket, I always automatically apologise?

 

Because you are British

 

Brits are the only people who do that (I read it in an amusing travel guide)

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Why is the thing that's been in the same place for the past 3 months mysteriously disappear the very same minute you need it?

 

and

 

When you finally find it why do people say 'it's always the last place you look' Well of course it is ya muppet. I'm not gonna carry on looking after I've found it am I. :loopy:

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Unashemedly nicked from elsewhere....

 

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

 

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

 

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? –Lily Tomlin

 

Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?

 

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

 

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 

Why is a boxing ring square?

 

Why do you feet smell and your nose runs?

 

If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?

 

If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?

 

Nomme

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