Bookey Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Why are women the only "thing" that can bleed for a week and not die :rolleyes: (waits for all the women here to hunt me down and kill me...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Miguel Posted January 23, 2004 Author Share Posted January 23, 2004 Why doesn't the word 'phonetic' start with an 'f'? ...and if you drink drinks, why don't you food food? ....Why can only fish and iron be 'monged'? Why do male call-handlers get a strop on about nothing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidla Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Why do you only lose your keys when you're in a hurry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidla Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Originally posted by Sam Miguel ...and if you drink drinks, why don't you food food? You eat eats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Miguel Posted January 24, 2004 Author Share Posted January 24, 2004 Yes, my son pointed this out to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango2 Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Why do call handlers always put you on hold to seek advice,yet claim to be experienced in the field you are talking to them about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango2 Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Why has the service at Macdonalds never got anybetter in the last 20 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funke88 Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 If I check each pocket when I put stuff in the washer, WHY do paper tissues mysteriously appear and cause white fluff to cling to everything. Every bloody time one sneaks in there Grrrr. It's a phenomenom. In the morning WHY do huge trucks know I'm coming and then drive in front of me. I drive past a concrete factory every morning and one pulls out without fail when I get near it. Of course they see me and pull out and proceed to drive less than the speed limit. I have no way of passing for about 10 miles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robh Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 Why is Sam Miguel's hovercraft full of eels? Why don't the council provide an eels from hovercraft removal service? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Miguel Posted January 25, 2004 Author Share Posted January 25, 2004 Don't worry about it: I need those eels in my hovercraft. It's what keeps me sane. Why is it that if you hear a particular record on the radio and you are straining your ears at he end to find out who the artist(s) is, the DJ knows this and winds you up by purposely not announcing it? .... and why didn't girls look like that when I was at school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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