Mosherchik Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Why is it that whenever you turn the tap on in the kitchen to get some water the jet hits the one spoon in the basin and spurts water everwhere drenching you and anyone else in a five mile radius!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackthedog Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Why oh why does the tiny screw from your glasses always turn completely invisible as soon as it works loose and falls out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosherchik Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Why oh why when you have sucessfully nagivated your way around a particularly nasty icy street without slipping do you then trip over your own goddamn shoelace!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmaxwestie Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by robh Why is Sam Miguel's hovercraft full of eels? Why don't the council provide an eels from hovercraft removal service? It's from a Monty Python scetch about a bloke with a phrase book with lots of crummy translations. The other one is too "I will not buy this record it is scratched" Not to mention the phrase "Fondle my buttocks" but no-one wanted that one on the end of their posts! Max Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norbo Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 When you dial a wrong number why do they always answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosherchik Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Im quite cheeky... ...I leave all the wrong number folks rambling away on the answering machine before I can be bothered to pick up and tell em Our home phone number must be very similar to a dentists cos we reliably get frantic people coming up with all sorts of excuses as to why theyre not coming for their appointment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazB Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by Mosherchik Why oh why when you have sucessfully nagivated your way around a particularly nasty icy street without slipping do you then trip over your own goddamn shoelace!!!!!! I think that's just you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 And why is it that on the day you REALLY need the squirty water thing to keep your windscreen clean, it is ipso facto frozen up and wont sodding work ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzzy Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 yep bin there Belle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxbeast Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 why is the fluff in my belly button always purple (sometimes mauve), no matter what colour clothes I've been wearing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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