shane39 Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 sounds like the spanish killers will be sorting you out before you get to the shop for some Those Spanish not content with being all conquering at footie. The Spanish slug armada have invaded,and we will all be eaten. Bit like that old film...The Blob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saunaman Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Have seen a few teenage (?) snails snogging each others' faces off on the pavement recently , but why shouldn't they ? ok , they should just "get a room" but that isn't really possible in the snail world . My remedy is to transport them to a slug heaven , commonly known as a compost heap , where they can snog and make babies to their hearts' content , feasting on citrus rinds , old newspapers , discarded teabags , eggboxes , loo rolls and the like . They are then put on the slug WorkFare programme , where they are required to munch their way through heaps of composting crap and actually turn it into something in which plants can grow . SO LEAVE SLUGS AND SNAILS ALONE , we actually need these slimy little b@!!ggers . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steptoad Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Nowt like a bit of salt to sort a slug out. and vinegar. Mmmm, flash fried so they're crispy on the outside and gooey on the inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melthebell Posted July 4, 2012 Author Share Posted July 4, 2012 and vinegar. Mmmm, flash fried so they're crispy on the outside and gooey on the inside. Errrrrm..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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