Bethsmummy Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 If every fatty on the planet jumped up and down would it send the thin people hurtling into space? I'm jumping up & down as I'm typing, is any fellow fatties joining in???? We need to send the skinny wretches into space so we can have all the food!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 I'm jumping up & down as I'm typing, is any fellow fatties joining in???? We need to send the skinny wretches into space so we can have all the food!!! I hope you don't live in a flat above a couple of old dears. You coming through the ceiling when they are having a cocoa,could give em a heart attack.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bethsmummy Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 I hope you don't live in a flat above a couple of old dears. You coming through the ceiling when they are having a cocoa,could give em a heart attack.. :D I did wonder what all that creaking was! There again if two old dears have a heart attack that's more food for all us fatty bum bums So we're on a win-win situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 I hope you don't live in a flat above a couple of old dears. You coming through the ceiling when they are having a cocoa,could give em a heart attack.. :hihi: And cans of corned beef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 :D I did wonder what all that creaking was! There again if two old dears have a heart attack that's more food for all us fatty bum bums So we're on a win-win situation. That creaking is probably your big bones...Haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 :hihi: And cans of corned beef And a double funeral.. Which means throwing double chips on. Could get expensive rampent........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bethsmummy Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 That creaking is probably your big bones...Haha! Yep, it was my poor old knee joints struggling under the strain of my lard a** Oh well I'm off to cheer myself up with more food & a smoke in bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Yep, it was my poor old knee joints struggling under the strain of my lard a** Oh well I'm off to cheer myself up with more food & a smoke in bed Watch out Beth! My ex mate tried to cook some chips and Richmond Superkings at the same time in bed. His ashes are all over Graves Park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bethsmummy Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Watch out Beth! My ex mate tried to cook some chips and Richmond Superkings at the same time in bed. His ashes are all over Graves Park Ooooo deep fried ciggies. I never thought of that!! Do I just eat them or do I still have to light them?? Sounds a good way to keep my weight up too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Ooooo deep fried ciggies. I never thought of that!! Do I just eat them or do I still have to light them?? Sounds a good way to keep my weight up too. Just make sure you don't close your eyes and light a chip,and eat a fag.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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