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Rats on Parsons have little hi viz jackets due to their status as top rats.

 

The rats will get fat,and get stuck in the sewer pipes.

This will cause a blockage.

 

So the shat that made the rat get fat,will cause a blockage in the bog of the fat mans flat...

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The rats will get fat,and get stuck in the sewer pipes.

This will cause a blockage.

 

So the shat that made the rat get fat,will cause a blockage in the bog of the fat mans flat...

 

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The rats will get fat,and get stuck in the sewer pipes.

This will cause a blockage.

 

So the shat that made the rat get fat,will cause a blockage in the bog of the fat mans flat...

 

TBH I'm more concerned about fat peeps bowels. I know The Wreck only went to the toilet once a mirth and Kier got sick of us phoning them. All that poo inside cannot be good for you.

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TBH I'm more concerned about fat peeps bowels. I know The Wreck only went to the toilet once a mirth and Kier got sick of us phoning them. All that poo inside cannot be good for you.

 

To be honest Rampent..

If people are callin Kier out all the time it's no right.

Maybe Kier should assess the situation better (when re-fittin) fat peoples flats with new toilets.

I suggest a sausage making machine be installed in the bathroom.

Simply dump in the sausage skin at lets say 6inch intervals,then snip it off.

Tescos could sell them in their cheap range.

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To be honest Rampent..

If people are callin Kier out all the time it's no right.

Maybe Kier should assess the situation better (when re-fittin) fat peoples flats with new toilets.

I suggest a sausage making machine be installed in the bathroom.

Simply dump in the sausage skin at lets say 6inch intervals,then snip it off.

Tescos could sell them in their cheap range.

 

Tesco's already do.

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