Rampent Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 I have to admit I like a tab before bedtime. Last night I nearly set the whole Kier flat alight. What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyofborg Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 if youre smoking in bed then perhaps you should go a bit slower on the nocturnal manipulation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f0rd Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Invest in a Hammock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted June 18, 2012 Author Share Posted June 18, 2012 Invest in a Hammock. Never liked the sound of that keyboard. Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Keep a fish tank in your bedroom,and have a tab in there before bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted June 18, 2012 Author Share Posted June 18, 2012 Keep a fish tank in your bedroom,and have a tab in there before bed. Sounds like a deal - NAH!! You have to look after the fish. Plus you have to clean the tank. I don't have time for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jane2008 Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Don't smoke in bed. I know this has become a light-hearted thread but I've known 2 people who have lost their lives that way. Back to the light-heartedness, keep the wee bucket near. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Sounds like a deal - NAH!! You have to look after the fish. Plus you have to clean the tank. I don't have time for that! You don't need fish (that's the beauty) of my idea. Do something arty and crap like Hirsty and whats her name Tracy Emin. Fill tank with water,and plop in a... tin of tuna tin of salmon tin of pilchards tin of mackeral Tin of owt really... I know you will say,'but they will go rusty' Eat them...buy them monthly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted June 18, 2012 Author Share Posted June 18, 2012 Don't smoke in bed. I know this has become a light-hearted thread but I've known 2 people who have lost their lives that way. Back to the light-heartedness, keep the wee bucket near. I know Jane - my ex mate 'Harry Plaster' flat blew up with the chip pan deal. Cooking chips in a deep fat fryer in bed is not very wise in my book. We sent him to his grave with loads of chips on his handmade MDF coffin. He would have like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 I know Jane - my ex mate 'Harry Plaster' flat blew up with the chip pan deal. Cooking chips in a deep fat fryer in bed is not very wise in my book. We sent him to his grave with loads of chips on his handmade MDF coffin. He would have like that. I hope you scattered salt n vinegar on his coffin as he was lowered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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