Kerrangaroo Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Your big bruising sex hungry cell-mate wouldn't be!.. It's those thoughts that keep me on the straight and narrow, not doing the missus one last time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 It's those thoughts that keep me on the straight and narrow, not doing the missus one last time You'd become the missus for said cell-mate.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerrangaroo Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 You'd become the missus for said cell-mate.. I'm no ones biatch but if it gets me free snout :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jag82 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 I'm no ones biatch but if it gets me free snout :hihi: You will have a smokers cough before the week is out ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerrangaroo Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 You will have a smokers cough before the week is out ! It's anal retention that would worry me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooisit Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Plenty of them have sex without visits, dropping the soap in the shower and trying to pick it up is lethal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jag82 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 It's anal retention that would worry me If I were you I would consider giving up smoking obviating the need to conciously clench all day long ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerrangaroo Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 If I were you I would consider giving up smoking obviating the need to conciously clench all day long ! I wonder if that's why they call it getting banged up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jag82 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Plenty of them have sex without visits, dropping the soap in the shower and trying to pick it up is lethal. Ill advised yes lethal is probably a bit of an exaggeration. Much the same as dropping your hat in Brighton, just remember to kick it all the way home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jag82 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 I wonder if that's why they call it getting banged up? Or doing bird, denial is a refuge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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