Agent Orange Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Trophy is looking good on my mantelpiece... Agent Orange gets nowt..... I get toast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppins Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 My toast always jumps out of the thing that burns it and lands on the kitchen floor.(does bread have feelings?)I have now spread butter all over the kitchen floor. so problem solved,unfortunately I cannot afford marmalade as I have spent all my pension on vodka and bingo. I wouldn't worry too much about burning your toast ,at least your pensions well spent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 I get toast Aye! BURNT!....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namtaB Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 I get toast I has toast ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shanes teeth Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 I cook it until the smoke alarm goes off.Who needs a timer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tasha_78_1 Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Cant believe someone is on here asking how to do toast!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane39 Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Cant believe someone is on here asking how to do toast!!! What's toast?................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namtaB Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 What's toast?................ More than two drinks with a clink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shanes teeth Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Cant believe someone is on here asking how to do toast!!! I can't believe that you can't believe that someone is asking how to make toast.Not everyone is a girl or has been to cookery school.Boys did metalwork at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forumosaurus Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 That's what you get with a crap toaster, crap toast. Trust. The reason my toaster is crap is because I don't like toast so I don't eat it often enough to warrant a good toaster. But if you eat toast regularly it's stupid not to have a good toaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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