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I can put the palms of my hands on the floor without bending my knees and I am also good at ....a lot of other things

 

Wondered how long it would take for this to turn into the personal ads.

It's a good job franks not here to egg you on.

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I write a strategic 's' on the warning of a cigarette packet.

 

I have considerable smoking skills.

 

For a year now I have been lighting tabs when drunk WITHOUT setting my beard on fire. That my friends is a skilled art.

 

It is also very important with regards to Health and Safety. One does not wish to set his beard on fire, indeed, the first thing you do is slap yourself in the face.

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Wondered how long it would take for this to turn into the personal ads.

It's a good job franks not here to egg you on.

 

I am seriously worried as he hasn't posted since mid-June and had mentioned he was suffering from fatigue - if anyone knows where he is please pm me:(

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