mort Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 I wonder if spiders can drive, with all those extra legs they shouldn't find it too difficult. Now I come to think about it the spider that lives behind the wing mirror and the fact that I seem to get through petrol quite quickly may be linked.:huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 I have a friend who specializes in the removal of ant infestations by using horse chestnut derivatives. He's a direct descendant of the daughter of Oedipus and Jocasta to boot! Check out his website ... williamtheconkerer@antigone.con Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyfriday Posted July 31, 2012 Author Share Posted July 31, 2012 I wonder if spiders can drive, with all those extra legs they shouldn't find it too difficult. Now I come to think about it the spider that lives behind the wing mirror and the fact that I seem to get through petrol quite quickly may be linked.:huh: I think there's a connection..I've often seen them joyriding in Ferrari Spiders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyfriday Posted July 31, 2012 Author Share Posted July 31, 2012 I have a friend who specializes in the removal of ant infestations by using horse chestnut derivatives. He's a direct descendant of the daughter of Oedipus and Jocasta to boot! Check out his website ... williamtheconkerer@antigone.con :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L00b Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Is there such a creature L00b?There is (the bigger the spider, the better, btw)... OI - stop that - I'd nearly got the damn cat hired out and earning a living a nice refreshing holiday until you come long with your spider munching hound....and he'll have the cat for afters, all FoC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Orange Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 It certainly did AO, the females now wear burkhas and maintain a discreet distance behind their male counterparts I'd be careful. There's a chance they might end up drowning in froth of saliva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mort Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 There is (the bigger the spider, the better, btw)... ...and he'll have the cat for afters, all FoC From the sound of the size of BF's spiders after a couple of those all the hound will be having for afters is a waddle to the nearest sofa and a light snooze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melthebell Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 I think there's a connection..I've often seen them joyriding in Ferrari Spiders that best get thi running shoes on then cos theyd certainly catch yo ass in a ferrari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyfriday Posted August 1, 2012 Author Share Posted August 1, 2012 that best get thi running shoes on then cos theyd certainly catch yo ass in a ferrari It'd have to be a bloody big Ferrari http://thecount.com/wp-content/uploads/miley_cyrus_and_fat_guy-12543.bmp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyfriday Posted October 8, 2012 Author Share Posted October 8, 2012 Jesus Christ! Ones just walked across my head after I got out of the shower, I now have a full understanding of why someone would want to cut off their nose to spite their face :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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