medusa Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 We got up this morning to find a web that's over 6 feet across in the garden and which has an enormous spider sitting hopefully at its centre. A really beautiful thing with the morning dew on it Deep breath BF- you're not the right species to be their dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 We got up this morning to find a web that's over 6 feet across in the garden and which has an enormous spider sitting hopefully at its centre. A really beautiful thing with the morning dew on it Deep breath BF- you're not the right species to be their dinner He could be on Friday dinnertime ... anyway, it's been five weeks since his last brush with death ... hardly as if the house is infested! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyfriday Posted October 8, 2012 Author Share Posted October 8, 2012 Deep breath BF- you're not the right species to be their dinner ..but I've heard they prefer dark meat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyfriday Posted October 8, 2012 Author Share Posted October 8, 2012 He could be on Friday dinnertime ... anyway, it's been five weeks since his last brush with death ... hardly as if the house is infested! Alco, I beseech thee! Hark, I am overrun by these feral beasts! Come bear testimony to my abject misery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyfriday Posted October 8, 2012 Author Share Posted October 8, 2012 We got up this morning to find a web that's over 6 feet across in the garden and which has an enormous spider sitting hopefully at its centre. A really beautiful thing with the morning dew on it Aye, that'd be quarry for my BB gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melthebell Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Jesus Christ! Ones just walked across my head after I got out of the shower, I now have a full understanding of why someone would want to cut off their nose to spite their face :cry: HAHA that really did make me chuckle outloud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyfriday Posted October 8, 2012 Author Share Posted October 8, 2012 HAHA that really did make me chuckle outloud The Samaritans are still engaged and I'm about to empty the contents of a bottle of bleach on me head..I could look like Jacko by morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melthebell Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 The Samaritans are still engaged and I'm about to empty the contents of a bottle of bleach on me head..I could look like Jacko by morning! dead?.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyfriday Posted October 8, 2012 Author Share Posted October 8, 2012 dead?.......... Probably, next time you see me I'll be doing one of those Whitby goth festivals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Alco, I beseech thee! Hark, I am overrun by these feral beasts! Come bear testimony to my abject misery! I think you're overreacting a smidge BF ... it's hardly as bad as having a cellar full of Freemasons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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