SUPERDREAM Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 We are still in a pretty bad way, according to the media. Could this depression be lifted slightly, by way of humour? We cant do much else but laugh, as that really costs nothing. Please, no cyclist jokes as they are, just not funny, unless one has been photographed with his Raleigh Chopper being surgically removed from his rectum after cutting up an evil motorist who was selfishly doing the correct speed limit.:suspect: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee lee Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Oh crap...im not going to sleep toneet now haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERDREAM Posted August 25, 2012 Author Share Posted August 25, 2012 Im just watching Father Ted on Ch4, and that old vicar who is always drunk is funny as hell. Reminds me of an old school teacher we used to have at Hogwarts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agony Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 I'm watching ch4 greatest comedy..still waiting to see one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mecky Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 I think the government is big on trying to hype things up and putting their spin on things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bloke Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 As my old Dad used to say ... "If you can't laugh, see the doctor". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkey Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Three men walk into a bar...order drinks and after drinking them, they decide to go to a club so they call for a taxi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bloke Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Three men walk into a bar...order drinks and after drinking them, they decide to go to a club so they call for a taxi. ... I've just made an appointment at the surgery for tomorrow morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 An old fella is snoozing in his armchair after dinner. He starts to lean over to the left so his grandson shoves a cushion down that side to keep him upright. He then leans over to the right so a cushion is stuffed down that side. After a while he starts to lean dangerously forwards so he is gently pushed back against the backrest. He opens his eyes and says, "How come no bugger'll let me fart anymore in this house?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkey Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 ... I've just made an appointment at the surgery for tomorrow morning! Mr Bloke, I think you might need to call a paramedic after this one Man and wife eating dinner The man hears a voice from the plate so puts his head nearer.... He hears the words "On me, on me" coming from the plate, so he puts his head nearer.... "On me, on me" repeats the voice from the plate, and the man moves yet nearer. The wife says"What the hell are you doing" "Me dinner's repeating on me" replies the man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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