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Sheffield's escaped lion.


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Not to mention the aeroplane trails. Everyone knows that planes never fly over Sheffield.

 

 

One of those vapor trails is on a collision course for the other. The pilot would rather die than fly over.

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Dear Mr Chief Constable of Essex.

 

As lions are not indigenous to the uk and as no one who imported one has apparently lost one, Might i suggest you park up the helicopters and simply issue a public awareness warning on the lines of ........ If you lose your lion then call crimestoppers anonymously or take full advantage of the police firearm and lion amnesty and hand in at the local nick.

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Dear Mr Chief Constable of Essex.

 

As lions are not indigenous to the uk and as no one who imported one has apparently lost one, Might i suggest you park up the helicopters and simply issue a public awareness warning on the lines of ........ If you lose your lion then call crimestoppers anonymously or take full advantage of the police firearm and lion amnesty and hand in at the local nick.

 

This is a lesson in how not to present yourself as a comedian.

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