Alcoblog Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 I was watching a documentary about a terrorist atrocity with my girlfriend. She suddenly asked 'Did they ever catch those suicide bombers?' (she's normally very intelligent ... just a 'blonde' moment) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lauras6 Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 my friend was once involved in a small car crash very close to where i lived and the other driver had drove off, when me and a few friends saw our friends car we went down to see if he was ok, he said he had a really bad neck pain so we asked him if he had phoned the police and to tell them about the driver driving off and he replied '' i dont have any credit to phone 999 '' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riche Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Can you borrow me ya rubber? No but I can lend you a rubber you thick chav. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteMorris Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 "Pain don't hurt"...a line from Patrick Swayze in the film road house! Course it sodding hurts!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
regatta Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 "Pain don't hurt"...a line from Patrick Swayze in the film road house! Course it sodding hurts!!!!! Talking of Patrick Swayze, what about! Nobody puts baby in the corner! Daft and cheezy:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harleyman Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Mitt Romney's remarks at a fund raiser last May. Has to be the stupidist thing any politician, anywhere ever said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harleyman Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 The blond working on a word processor. "Ooops I just made a mistake. Anybody got a bottle of white out"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becky B Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Overheard on a train: "when they do those travel reports on the radio and talk about the M25, how can you know where the jams are? Cos the clockwise or anticlockwise depends on where you're coming from - it'll be different if you're coming from the north or the south" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muddycoffee Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 The most stupid thing I hear is when people are talking about a football team that they are watching but not playing in as "we". e.g. "we were two one up at half time" It is almost as if they are living in a fantasy that they are on the pitch. It makes them sound simple and I always insist on correcting them, before I allow them to continue with their pointless anacdote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee lee Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 The most stupid thing ive heard is 'im proud to be english'!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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