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"Can I speak, or will she hear me?"

 

A female friend asking (genuinely!), after I finished programming the route with the voice-controlled (and female-voiced) GPS satnav, during a car journey.

 

Not stupid as such, just really endearing...and rip-roaringly hilarious at the time :hihi:

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Yeah, that winds me up too!!!...it's not an Automatic Teller!...It's a cash machine, also known as a 'hole in the wall' :hihi:

 

it's the tautology, "ATM Machine" that gnashes my teeth.....

 

I'm all, like, ( ;) )what do you mean ATM Machine? ATM means "Automatic Teller Machine" so why the heck call it an "Automatic Teller Machine Machine"? lol

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When people say "breethe in" when they wish you to squeeze into a small space such as a crowded lift or through a small gap.

 

What they should say is "breethe out" as with empty lungs, your body is going to be smaller.

:loopy:

 

To pull your belly in, say when someone is squeezing past you, would you breathe in or out?

 

jb

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