PeteMorris Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 We all know that a woman can kill at ten paces with her tongue! Maybe someones tried to chat you up? Maybe you were disgruntled (if a pig loses his voice is he disgruntled?..I digress...sorry) in a shop with bad service. Or some other situation? So (mostly aimed at the ladies on here), what's been your proudest moment with a killer line that's stopped someone dead in their tracks? Or as an afterthought, what you wish you had said at the time and didn't! Shall I go now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bloke Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 I congratulate you on attempting to single-handedly keep the forum alive with a constant supply of interesting threads! Not so much a witty put-down as more a statement of fact! Thank-you OK, I'll start with one from Groucho Marx: "Women should be obscene and not heard." (Lights blue touch paper and waits patiently...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteMorris Posted September 25, 2012 Author Share Posted September 25, 2012 I do try, and it's been said many times that I am very trying! Is that an insult? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteMorris Posted September 25, 2012 Author Share Posted September 25, 2012 One of my favourites: I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteMorris Posted September 25, 2012 Author Share Posted September 25, 2012 Obviously nobody is that quick witted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bloke Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 One of my favourites: I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. That would make a good signature for on here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteMorris Posted September 25, 2012 Author Share Posted September 25, 2012 That would make a good signature for on here! Actually you're dead right. very apt!.. You can have it with my complements! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bloke Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Actually you're dead right. very apt!.. You can have it with my complements! Thanks - but I already seem to upset too many on here as it is so I'll stay 'anonymous'. Speaking of which, it looks like this thread has killed everyone off ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteMorris Posted September 25, 2012 Author Share Posted September 25, 2012 Thanks - but I already seem to upset too many on here as it is so I'll stay 'anonymous'. Speaking of which, it looks like this thread has killed everyone off ... Like I said, obviously no witty comments in Sheffield. I 'thought' folk would have a field day and some fun on this thread!...Oh well...Fickle is SF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saffy Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 I wish my daughter could ... there are a couple of 20 year olds acting like 13 year olds, who are sharing a house with her at Uni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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