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Can you kill at ten paces with your tongue?


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I came back with a brilliant one-liner when my ex tried to show me up in front of a full pub.

 

He said "When I get you home, I'm going to give you the best thirty seconds of your life!"

 

I said "But what would I do for the other twenty-nine-and-a-half?"

 

:hihi::hihi::hihi:..Now that's a killer line!

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