epiphany Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 This excites me no end. I look forward to the following: Sexual Benefits Uniform. Those latex surgical gloves that snap over the wrists. Access to many curious implements that can be (professionally) inserted in various places. A willingness to handle/extract bodily fluids and solids. General Benefits Someone who can give medical attention while waiting for an ambulance Good earnings potential However, it would also excite me if she were to work at KFC: General/Sexual Benefits Free chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 haha well if you don't mind others 'sharing her' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Chaos Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 This excites me no end. I look forward to the following: Sexual Benefits Uniform. Those latex surgical gloves that snap over the wrists. Access to many curious implements that can be (professionally) inserted in various places. A willingness to handle/extract bodily fluids and solids. General Benefits Someone who can give medical attention while waiting for an ambulance Good earnings potential However, it would also excite me if she were to work at KFC: General/Sexual Benefits Free chicken. Mmmm, i wouldnt get too excited about those,depends what your girlfriend has in mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronthenekred Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 This excites me no end. I look forward to the following: Sexual Benefits Uniform. Those latex surgical gloves that snap over the wrists. Access to many curious implements that can be (professionally) inserted in various places. A willingness to handle/extract bodily fluids and solids. General Benefits Someone who can give medical attention while waiting for an ambulance Good earnings potential However, it would also excite me if she were to work at KFC: General/Sexual Benefits Free chicken. A willingness to extract "solids"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daven Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 On the down side - unsocial hours, working back to back 12 hour shifts, night shifts, Christmas and New Year. Don't rely on any sympathy when you're ill either - my OH says I am the least sympathetic person he knows ! The knowledge of where her hands/ fingers have been during an average working day can be a bit of a turn off as well ! Seriously though - I wish her well in her chosen career. It's a tough training but there are some rewards along the way. It's good to know there are still those willing to 'take over the baton' when I eventually fall off my perch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epiphany Posted September 28, 2012 Author Share Posted September 28, 2012 On the down side - unsocial hours, working back to back 12 hour shifts, night shifts, Christmas and New Year. Don't rely on any sympathy when you're ill either - my OH says I am the least sympathetic person he knows ! The knowledge of where her hands/ fingers have been during an average working day can be a bit of a turn off as well ! Seriously though - I wish her well in her chosen career. It's a tough training but there are some rewards along the way. It's good to know there are still those willing to 'take over the baton' when I eventually fall off my perch. Well that was a rather hard crash down to earth. Wish she'd gone for that KFC job now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronthenekred Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 On the down side - unsocial hours, working back to back 12 hour shifts, night shifts, Christmas and New Year. Don't rely on any sympathy when you're ill either - my OH says I am the least sympathetic person he knows ! The knowledge of where her hands/ fingers have been during an average working day can be a bit of a turn off as well ! Seriously though - I wish her well in her chosen career. It's a tough training but there are some rewards along the way. It's good to know there are still those willing to 'take over the baton' when I eventually fall off my perch. You do know that Epiphany has just..well you know, let loose in the underpants department, reading that. He'as a bit like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Orange Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Contrary to what you believe, nurses are terrible with the sympathy thing at home. So, if you are sick, chances are you will be told to pull yourself together. As for the uniform... have you seen it? It's hardly stockings and suspenders And as for anything else, she'll be too tired from working all hours of the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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epiphany Posted September 28, 2012 Author Share Posted September 28, 2012 As for the uniform... have you seen it? It's hardly stockings and suspenders Yeh I know, I'm not daft She had her fitting the other day. Can't wait to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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