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This excites me no end. I look forward to the following:

 

Sexual Benefits

 

  • Uniform.
     
  • Those latex surgical gloves that snap over the wrists.
     
  • Access to many curious implements that can be (professionally) inserted in various places.
     
  • A willingness to handle/extract bodily fluids and solids.

 

General Benefits

 

  • Someone who can give medical attention while waiting for an ambulance
     
  • Good earnings potential

 

However, it would also excite me if she were to work at KFC:

 

General/Sexual Benefits

 

  • Free chicken.

 

 

You forgot.. working the night shift with handsome well paid doctors.

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Let me just correct that for you...

This excites me no end. I look forward to the following:

 

Sexual Benefits

 

  • Uniform. -Tough, hard-wearing, generally unsexy workwear, NOTHING like the outfits you see in naughty photoshoots. Usually contaminated with biohazards.
     
  • Those latex surgical gloves that snap over the wrists. -I guarantee, after a long shift of putting these on and taking them off, coupled with the purpose for wearing them, it is unlikely she will be enthusiastic about them outside of work.
     
  • Access to many curious implements that can be (professionally) inserted in various places. -Like what? You think she's going to risk her career and health by taking medical apparatus home with her and using it in the bedroom?
     
  • A willingness to handle/extract bodily fluids and solids. -A tolerance you mean, at work, for a wage.

 

 

This I tell you from experience. My wife is a health professional and we have a fantastic sex life, but it has nothing to do with her profession.

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Let me just correct that for you...

 

 

This I tell you from experience. My wife is a health professional and we have a fantastic sex life, but it has nothing to do with her profession.

 

Getting all "realistic" on me, huh? Well, you... I mean... YEH.

 

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I'm married to a nurse, and was also knocking one off a few years ago, in fact, most women I've had relations with have been nurses :D

 

The wage isn't amazing compared to other health care professions, and if she's going to really rake it in she's going to have to knobble 70-90 hours a week.

 

Our gurtie is more or less constantly tired, and this has nothing to do with the uniform, she's a specialist nurse and doesn't have to wear one, but being a bank worker can do as many shifts as she likes. She occasionally does doubles, 2pm to 7am (17 hours) and sometimes 3 or 4 on the trot :( 7 hours off a day :( :( not good!

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