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She had a bill for 11,721,000,000,000,000 euros (£9.4qn).

 

It was paid (or waived) on time, with no adverse credit action ('cos if there had been, she could have sued and made out like q bandit. ;))

 

Given that she managed to settle such a humongous bill on time, what's her credit rating? :hihi::hihi:

 

Some years ago I went to Palermo and my co-pilot [not perhaps the sharpest tool in the box] left the fuel carnet behind. We 'filled up' (about 200,000lb of Avtur) and charged it to his Access card. Then we called our operating agency and got them to make an immediate payment into his Access account ... it was overdrawn by a factor of hundreds of times his credit limit.

 

When we got back to the UK, he received a really smarmy letter from his bank advising him that as 'such an eminently credit-worthy client' he could have whatever he liked. :hihi:

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