old tup Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 I have read somewhere that a male adult thinks about sex every two minutes,in my teens the two minutes were bypassed,I had a hormone flood alert!.Anyway one foggy winters day I went for a run in my old car with my main wench,somewhere around Loxley golf course we parked up in a field gateway for a little horizontal recreation,a little later I started up the car put my foot down and it promptly sank up to the axles in the soft ground.It was going nowhere,out of nowhere a Land Rover appeared out of which a large angry farmer emerged who came out with some shocking language asking what I was playing at in his field.I put on my best butter wouldn,t melt in my mouth act explaining that I was only trying to turn the car round to go back the way I had come,he calmed down and kindly towed us out of his gateway,I thanked him,he looked at me with that expresion that said "You lying little get"but I beat it sharpishly before he turned into Mr Angry again.Phew another close encounter over of which I had many, another one I,m going to post later,I,m trying to think of a way to present it without sending the mods into a hissy fit!!!.:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullerboY Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 I have read somewhere that a male adult thinks about sex every two minutes,in my teens the two minutes were bypassed,I had a hormone flood alert!.Anyway one foggy winters day I went for a run in my old car with my main wench,somewhere around Loxley golf course we parked up in a field gateway for a little horizontal recreation,a little later I started up the car put my foot down and it promptly sank up to the axles in the soft ground.It was going nowhere,out of nowhere a Land Rover appeared out of which a large angry farmer emerged who came out with some shocking language asking what I was playing at in his field.I put on my best butter wouldn,t melt in my mouth act explaining that I was only trying to turn the car round to go back the way I had come,he calmed down and kindly towed us out of his gateway,I thanked him,he looked at me with that expresion that said "You lying little get"but I beat it sharpishly before he turned into Mr Angry again.Phew another close encounter over of which I had many, another one I,m going to post later,I,m trying to think of a way to present it without sending the mods into a hissy fit!!!.:hihi:Dirty little sod,I would never do that you should have driven onto the common the entrance is a bit higher up.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old tup Posted October 22, 2012 Author Share Posted October 22, 2012 Dirty little sod,I would never do that you should have driven onto the common the entrance is a bit higher up.:D Bloody hell now you tell me but it was a case of the little head ruling the bigger head if you get my drift!!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Wallace* Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 Is that the girl in your avatar ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullerboY Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 No thats a picture of his last girlfriend out at Castleton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blues1 Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 Baa ah ah ah lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old tup Posted October 22, 2012 Author Share Posted October 22, 2012 Is that the girl in your avatar ? No pal she was a bit of a stunner actually is your Avatar a true likeness I bet it is?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old tup Posted October 22, 2012 Author Share Posted October 22, 2012 No thats a picture of his last girlfriend out at Castleton. How did you find out about her she was always bleating about summat?.:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullerboY Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 How did you find out about her she was always bleating about summat?.:hihi:Yeah she was mutton dressed as lamb.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Wallace* Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 How do ewe know ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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