bullerboY Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 She was no bleating good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old tup Posted October 22, 2012 Author Share Posted October 22, 2012 She was no bleating good. She certainly pulled the wool over my eyes!!.:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Wallace* Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 Did you get the chop ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blues1 Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 I have read somewhere that a male adult thinks about sex every two minutes,in my teens the two minutes were bypassed,I had a hormone flood alert!.Anyway one foggy winters day I went for a run in my old car with my main wench,somewhere around Loxley golf course we parked up in a field gateway for a little horizontal recreation,a little later I started up the car put my foot down and it promptly sank up to the axles in the soft ground.It was going nowhere,out of nowhere a Land Rover appeared out of which a large angry farmer emerged who came out with some shocking language asking what I was playing at in his field.I put on my best butter wouldn,t melt in my mouth act explaining that I was only trying to turn the car round to go back the way I had come,he calmed down and kindly towed us out of his gateway,I thanked him,he looked at me with that expresion that said "You lying little get"but I beat it sharpishly before he turned into Mr Angry again.Phew another close encounter over of which I had many, another one I,m going to post later,I,m trying to think of a way to present it without sending the mods into a hissy fit!!!.:hihi: The only thing funny about this is whats been said by everybody else.When i took my girl on my motorbike to Loxley golf course in the summer, we had some good horizontal activity and after i pulled out the biggest fly ever landed straight down on her cream pie. its been some yrs since this happened but i still laugh about the visual image even now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjjf Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 after i pulled out the biggest fly ever landed straight down on her cream pie. its been some yrs since this happened but i still laugh about the visual image even now gross lol :gag::gag::gag: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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